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bootyscientist:

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

solarsensei:

officialcrow:

berlin1991:

honestly if i send a boy a nude i expect like a 3 page paper analyzing my beauty and comparing me to great works of art

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You can get a 100 emoji and a wyd for your troubles

lavender420: “anastasiarub: “Anastasiarub ” @boyhues”

meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

gayleaf:

do u think skrillex does weddings 

Anonymous:
my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating.

zinge:

uglydantedeactivated:

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And people say soulmates don’t exist.